Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate

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Just-Add-Water Shake Designed to Last 20 Years. Cheers... to survival shakes that actually taste good! This meal-replacement chocolate shake gives you quick energy and nutrition — with 480 calories and a whopping 29g of protein in every single serving.

    • Designed to last 20 years
    • 32 delicious servings
    • One easy-to-carry box
    • Just add water, shake & go!
    • Handpacked in the USA
    • Ships from Utah, USA
    • 100% Money-Back guarantee
    • FREE Shipping & handling to USA 48

      * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life. For more information, see footnote 2.

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      Here's What You Get in Your Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate

      This Weird Brown Powder Can Save Your Life!

      You can have on-the-go nutrition while enjoying a creamy, malted milkshake flavor. And the best part? Have it tomorrow… or 20 years from now.* This is a super-fast, just-add-water meal replacement that's in it for the long haul.


      Trust us… a survival drink has never tasted so good!

      Chocolate survival shake in a glass with 2 straws next to a bowl of cocoa and a bar of chocolate.

      Each Survival Shake Kit gives you:

      • Total Calories: 15,360 (480 per serving)
      • Total Protein: 928 grams (29 grams per serving)

      This on-the-fly nutrition is a perfect match for your “go bag” or your hurricane box. Keep this chocolatey goodness anywhere you might be stranded… your home, RV or cabin.


      You’ll want these Survival Shake Kits for:

      • Hurricanes & tornadoes
      • Earthquakes
      • Floods
      • Bug-out bags
      • Hunting, fishing & hiking
      • Anywhere you might be stranded!

      And the packaging is designed for your ultimate convenience. Because your Survival Shake Supply comes in convenient, stackable boxes. Click “Add to Cart” to start your order now.

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      * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life. For more information, see footnote 2.

      "I Can’t Believe This is Survival Food"

      * Real reviews from real customers. Sometimes customers receive a free product to test or receive a free product as a thank you for submitting honest feedback. For more information, see footnote 1.

      * Real reviews from real customers. Sometimes customers receive a free product to test or receive a free product as a thank you for submitting honest feedback. For more information, see footnote 1.

      Peace of Mind That's Good for 20 Years

      With everything that's in the news these days...


      People are taking stock of their own emergency-preparedness plans. And as you can imagine, the demand for survival food is sky high. America has a ferocious appetite for this high-quality survival food.


      And it’s easy to see why...

      Just Add Water, Shake & Go!

      Here’s how easy it is to make your meal-replacement shake:

      1. Add 1.5 cups of cold water
      2. Shake or mix well
      3. Enjoy!

      That’s all there is to it -- no cookware, blenders or additives needed. And since they come in disaster-resistant pouches, you can pack up your Survival Shake Kit and bug out if disaster strikes.

      Easy as 1, 2, 3... Boil, simmer, serve
      Chocolate survival shake mylar pouch: Convenient reusable mylar pouches, material locks out air, light & moisture, perfectly preserved fresh flavor

      The Secret to a 20-Year Shelf Life

      Low-Heat Dehydration

      State-of-the-art technology locks freshness & flavor in while taking moisture out.


      Space-Age Technology

      Triple-layer Mylar® pouches work as a barrier to protect against air, light and moisture.3 It’s the same material NASA uses to protect astronauts.


      Perfectly Preserved Flavor

      A high-tech, high-capacity oxygen absorber sucks OUT excess air. And every pouch is “cold sealed” to keep damaging heat away from your food.

      Convenient Storage

      Your kit comes in an easy-to-carry box. We design each box with a perforated top, so you can simply tear off the top and have easy access to your shakes.


      And thanks to these specially designed boxes, it's easy to grab your shake mix whenever you're ready.

      Chocolate survival shake kit pouch next to an easy-to-carry box and a shake in a glass.

      Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate Information:

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      Chocolate survival shake kit pouches. 32 servings
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      * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life. For more information, see footnote 2.

      Customer Reviews: Folks Love This Survival Food

      Chocolate Lover Approved!

      "It tastes great! Use cold water and a blender cup or regular blender and drink. It has kept me full for most of the day and I am a chocolate lover so the taste played a big part in me recommending it. Thanks for a yummy meal that actually tastes and works as great as promised!"

      Wendy Y.

      Combine, Texas

      October 2020

      Can't Get Enough of This Snack

      “Oh, my! It is delicious! So much so that I have used a spoonful or two to flavor desserts like ice cream, puddings, cheesecake, and even some yogurt!


      Thank you, 4Patriots, for this break-the-routine snack!"

      Ruth H.

      Austell, Ga.

      May 2020

      * Real reviews from real customers. Sometimes customers receive a free product to test or receive a free product as a thank you for submitting honest feedback. For more information, see footnote 1.

      Your 4Patriots Order is 100% Risk-FREE

      Guarantee #1

      100% Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee

      If for any reason you're not satisfied with your 4Patriots product, just return it within 365 days (that’s a full year) from the date of purchase and we'll refund 100% of your purchase price. 


      Guarantee #2

      20-Year Shelf-Life Guarantee

      If you open your 4Patriots survival food anytime in the next 20 years and find that despite following storage instructions your food has spoiled, you can return it and we’ll replace it with something of equal or greater value. That proves how confident we are that this food will remain delicious and nutritious.

      Your Order Helps USA Veterans and their families like A Soldiers Child Foundation

      Your Order Helps USA Veterans

      When you shop with 4Patriots, a portion of the proceeds goes to charities that support our veterans and their families. Including Operation Homefront, Fisher House, A Soldier’s Child-Foundation and Team Rubicon. 


      4Patriots and our affiliated brands have donated more than $975,000 since we founded the company. And the number keeps growing!


      You can feel good knowing that you’re supporting our veterans while getting the peace of mind you deserve.

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      An American Company You Can Count On

      Thanks to your support, we're able to employ 175+ American men and women from all across the USA. People who work hard and truly enjoy helping folks get prepared for emergencies.


      Our office is located in Nashville, Tennessee. We’re real people – Americans. Not some 800 number in a foreign call center. 


      So, if you need help… please call or chat with our friendly, America-based customer service team today.

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      Chocolate survival shake kit pouches. 32 servings
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      * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life. For more information, see footnote 2.

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      1. All testimonials in this advertisement are from real people; sometimes names and photos have been changed to protect their privacy and some were given free products in exchange for their honest feedback. Testimonials represent exceptional results, don't apply to the average purchaser and are not intended to guarantee that anyone will achieve the same results. The organizations, publications and people referenced on this site are not affiliated with 4Patriots. They have not endorsed, sponsored or recommended this product; no affiliation or endorsement is claimed. Terms & conditions apply.


      2. Your survival food is designed to last 20 years on the shelf. Storage conditions impact the shelf life of your food. For best results, always protect your food from heat, air and moisture. Avoid prolonged exposure to temps above 75 degrees F. Keep food sealed until ready to eat. Shelf life will vary based on storage conditions.


      3. Mylar® brand is a registered trademark of Dupont Tejjin Films. Dupont is not affiliated with and has not endorsed or sponsored this product.