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Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate

17 reviews
Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate
Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate
Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate
Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate

Survival Shake Kit - Chocolate

17 reviews
$99.95

Just-Add-Water Shake Designed to Last 20 Years. Cheers... to survival shakes that actually taste good! This meal-replacement chocolate shake gives you quick energy and nutrition — with 480 calories and a whopping 29g of protein in every single serving.

You can have on-the-go nutrition while enjoying a creamy, malted milkshake flavor. And the best part? Have it tomorrow… or 20 years from now.* This is a super-fast, just-add-water meal replacement that's in it for the long haul.

Trust us… a survival drink has never tasted so good!

    • Designed to Last 20 Years
    • 32 Delicious Servings
    • “Disaster-Resistant” Packaging
    • Just Add Water, Shake & Go!
    • Made in USA
    • Ships from Utah, USA
    • 100% Money-Back Guarantee
    • FREE Shipping & Handling to USA 48

* 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life.

    This Weird Brown Powder Can Save Your Life!

    This Weird Brown Powder Can Save Your Life!

    Concentrated nutrition that’s packed with protein… yet tastes like a milkshake from the ice cream shoppe. Each Survival Shake Kit is packed with 32 servings. One serving = 1 shake. And each serving has an incredible 29 grams of protein (that’s 41% of the daily recommended amount of protein!).

    Plus, each shake is enriched with critical vitamins and minerals that’ll help you through any crisis.

    Total Calories: 15,360 (480 per serving)
    Total Protein: 928 grams (29 grams per serving)

    Experts Warn: Every American Needs This

    This on-the-fly nutrition is a perfect match for your “go bag” or your hurricane box. Keep this chocolatey goodness anywhere you might be stranded… your home, RV or cabin.

    You’ll want these Survival Shake Kits for:

    • Hurricanes & tornadoes
    • Earthquakes
    • Floods
    • Bug-out bags
    • Hunting, fishing & hiking
    • Quarantine
    • Anywhere you might be stranded!

    Did you know? 78% Americans aren’t adequately prepared for an emergency — or have no plans at all.1 And FEMA2 and the Red Cross3 both recommend having long term food on hand.

    Don’t wait for a disaster to strike… if you’re one of the self-reliant few… claim your Survival Shake Kits today.

    So easy to make… even your kids or grandkids can do it!

    Just Add Water, Shake & Go!

    It's as easy as 1, 2… 3!

    Here’s how easy it is to make your meal-replacement shake:

      1. Add 1.5 cups of cold water
      2. Shake or mix well
      3. Enjoy!

    That’s all there is to it -- no cookware, blenders or additives needed. And since they come in disaster-resistant pouches, you can pack up your Survival Shake Kit and bug out if disaster strikes.

    * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life.

    Here at 4Patriots, We Champion Freedom & Self-Reliance

    You're Protected by This Outrageous Guarantee

    100% Money-Back Satisfaction Guarantee

    If for any reason you're not satisfied with your 4Patriots purchase, just return it within 365 days (that’s a full year) from the date of your order and we'll refund 100% of the purchase price. No questions asked. That way there's absolutely no risk for you.

    Your Purchase Supports Those Who Serve

    When you claim your Survival Shake Kits, we’ll donate a portion of the proceeds to charities that support our veterans and their families. Including Operation Homefront, Fisher House, A Soldier’s Child-Foundation and Team Rubicon.

    This isn’t lip service, either. We’ve donated more than $402,955 since we founded the company back in 2008. Wow!

    * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life.

    Customer Praise

    Chocolate Lover Approved!

    "It tastes great! Use cold water and a blender cup or regular blender and drink. It has kept me full for most of the day and I am a chocolate lover so the taste played a big part in me recommending it. Thanks for a yummy meal that actually tastes and works as great as promised!"

    Wendy Y.
    Combine, Texas
    October 2020

    Easy To-Go Option

    “No time like the present to stock up on emergency supplies. These shake packets are easy to store in a small area and would be easy to travel with if necessary. Shipping was quick."

    Karen K.
    League City, Texas
    October 2020

    Can't Get Enough of This Snack

    “Oh, my! It is delicious! So much so that I have used a spoonful or two to flavor desserts like ice cream, puddings, cheesecake, and even some yogurt!

    Thank you, 4Patriots, for this break-the-routine snack!"

    Ruth H.
    Austell, Ga.
    May 2020

    Claim Your Chocolate Survival Shake Kit Now!

    * 20-year shelf life under proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life.

    • FAQ

    Q: What’s included in my kit?

    A: Your Survival Shake Kits require no cooking, blenders, or added flavor. They taste just like a melted milkshake… smooth, creamy and chocolatey. Here’s what you can expect:

    • Just add water
    • 20-year shelf life*
    • Packed with protein and vitamins
    • Lightweight packaging
    • Made in U.S.A.
    • Each Survival Shake Kit contains 32 servings; each serving is 480 calories. That’s a total of 15,360 calories, and 928 grams of protein. Your kit comes packaged in 4 disaster-resistant pouches (each pouch contains 8 servings).

    Every person’s caloric need is different based on body type and exertion level. Our emergency shakes were designed for short-term emergency use. Our Survival Shake Kits have great nutrition, but only your doctor can tell you if they will work for you as a long term nutrition solution or a complete caloric replacement during “normal” times. In general, an average adult needs approximately 2,000 calories per day to meet their energy needs.

    We’d be happy to discuss your particular preparedness goals, and to help you select more or less survival food to meet your unique needs. Just call our friendly Customer Service team at 1-800-728-0008. We’re available 24/7 to help. Your Survival Shake Kits come in stackable boxes. Product dimensions for 1 kit: 7 1/2 x 7 1/2 x 9 inches inches.

    *Your Survival Shake Kits are designed to last 20 years on the shelf. Storage conditions impact the shelf life of your kits. For best results, protect your Survival Shake Kits from air, moisture and temperatures above 75 °F. Avoid prolonged exposure to temps below -40 °F and above 300 °F. Keep pouches sealed until ready to eat. Shelf life will vary based on storage conditions.

    Q: How long will my shakes last?

    A: Your survival shakes are designed to last for up to 20 years on the shelf. You’ll have peace of mind knowing that with proper care… your “backup plan” will be delicious for many years to come.

    The secret is in the packaging: Your Survival Shakes are carefully packed in Mylar to help protect against heat, light and moisture.*

    Storage conditions can impact the shelf life of your shakes. Your Survival Shake Kit will last longest when in stable, cool temperatures… away from moist air.

    So for best results, always protect your Kit from heat, air and moisture. Avoid prolonged exposure to temps above 75 degrees F. And keep your powder sealed until you’re ready to prepare it. Shelf life will vary based on storage conditions.

    *Mylar® brand is a registered trademark of Dupont Tejjin Films. Dupont is not affiliated with and has not endorsed or sponsored this product.

    Q: How do you get a 20-year shelf life?

    A: Advanced technology is the secret to the long shelf life of your Survival Shake Kit.

    We seal in your kit’s freshness and flavor with state-of-the-art freeze-drying technology and with a careful “low-heat dehydration” method. This is a slow and painstaking technique… but it’s worth it because you get incredible taste and nutrition, for a great value.

    CONVENIENT RESEALABLE POUCHES
    Triple-layer Mylar pouches help protect your kit. This premium packaging works as a barrier to help protect against things that can harm your food: air, light and moisture.

    SPACE-AGE TECHNOLOGY
    Then we use a high-tech, high-capacity oxygen absorber to suck OUT any excess air. Which is key to sealing IN yourkit’s ultra-long shelf life.

    PERFECTLY PRESERVED FLAVOR
    Last step? The pouch is “cold sealed” to keep it airtight. This method of sealing helps keep shelf-life-damaging heat far away from your Survival Shake mix.

    Keep your kits in dry, stable temperatures – away from bright light – and you’ll find that it tastes great when you open it, even if that’s years from now..

    The 20-year shelf life of your kit is dependent upon proper storage conditions. Excess heat and/or damage to packaging may decrease shelf life. Storage conditions can impact the shelf life of your food. Your survival food will last longest when in stable, cool temperatures… away from moist air.

    So for best results, always protect your kits from heat, air and moisture. Avoid prolonged exposure to temps above 75 degrees F. And keep your powder sealed until you’re ready to prepare it. Shelf life will vary based on storage conditions.

    Q: Are there customer reviews?

    A: To date there are thousands of customer reviews for 4Patriots survival products. We’re proud of the excellent reputation we’ve earned thanks to the products we offer and the gold-star customer service we provide.

    Q: How long is this deal available?

    A: We are unable to guarantee inventory beyond today. Our survival supplies sales events have sold out before due to high demand and our offers change frequently. And unfortunately, we can’t offer rain checks due to natural fluctuations in food prices and inventory levels. To lock in the deal that’s on this page, be sure to secure your order right now.

    References

    1. Associated Press. “Poll: 78% of Americans Aren’t Prepared for a Disaster When it Comes to Food and Water” 2020.
    2. FEMA. “Disaster Planning Is Up To You.” 2018.
    3. American Red Cross. “What Do You Need In A Survival Kit?” 2018.

    * Your survival food is designed to last 20 years on the shelf. Storage conditions impact the shelf life of your food. For best results, always protect your food from heat, air and moisture. Avoid prolonged exposure to temps above 75 degrees F. Keep food sealed until ready to eat. Shelf life will vary based on storage conditions.